A brief lesson in contrasts

Who on earth is John Cena? Never heard of him. Apparently some sort of tough guy, now on his knees publicly groveling to the almighty Panda.

At the other end of the virtue-and-heroism scale: Lee Cheuk-yan’s plea of mitigation to the court ahead of his sentencing for taking part in an unauthorized assembly on October 1 2019. It reads almost like the older-generation pan-dems’ swansong. His heartfelt claim to be a true and constant patriot will presumably cut no ice with the judge.

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10 Responses to A brief lesson in contrasts

  1. Joe Blow says:

    John Cena, I don’t know either. But I do know CENO. Steve Vines has coined this acronym and it stands for: [Carrie Lam] Chief Executive in Name Only.

    May I suggest that Big Lychee adopts this acronym in its style book.

  2. Chinese Netizen says:

    Or at least the “Acting CEO”.

    Gotta give Cena credit though…his groveling in Mandarin was actually not totally terrible for a Caucasoid Hollywood and pro “wrestling” star!

  3. onecyst says:

    John Cena anagrams:
    Acne John
    Cane John

  4. Young Charles says:

    @ Joe Blow

    Perhaps ‘so-called’ CE ?

  5. Chris Maden says:

    Lee Cheuk-yan’s plea will probably earn him an extra year or two from Hanging Judge Woodward, but well said nevertheless.

  6. Din Dan Che says:

    Great speech (or mitigation letter) by the steadfast and admirable Lee Cheuk-yan, but the bastards will be infuriated by it and direct Woodward accordingly. If not, I expect an appeal by the DoJ.

  7. Ping Che says:

    I love the RTHK headline on this Cena bloke:

    https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1592722-20210526.htm

  8. where's my jet plane says:

    Amanda doesn’t need any direction for over-the-top sentencing, that’s why she’s one of Carrie’s picks. However, she will undoubtedly add an extra chunk for not showing any remorse.

  9. Red Dragon says:

    May I point out that the hanging judge is Amanda Woodcock?

    This is Amanda Woodward:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Woodward_(Melrose_Place)

    Easy mistake to make, l suppose. Or not?

  10. Chinese Netizen says:

    Heather Locklear is just so much easier on the eyes.

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