However much of a sad, desperate and inadequate loser you might be, there is always someone worse off than you…
The really cosmic thing – this was spotted just near a place called Horse Shit Island.
Surely you’re not suggesting the owner of that car is a bigger loser than the guy being driven round the Peak in a huge Rolls bearing the number plate ‘BATMAN’ ?
p.s. I have seen another Rolls in the same area with the plate ‘IRONMAN’. Is this the same or another inadequate? Who cares.
p.p.s. Cue the Stanley Snotgoblin with a missive on how riding a folding bike makes you master of the universe…
I’d like to nominate the Tesla owner with the licence plate “UBUYGAS”.
Excrement please. You do it so well.
You clearly haven’t been following my Small Penis Syndrome series. Yellow and Porsche are the keys, not red and Volkswagen.
Have a nice holiday in Toryland. All your Tory readers will miss you.
Where’s the petition to relocate the Liaison Office to Mashi Chau?
Oh and Tung Chee Wah’s “Our Hong Kong Foundation”!
Yes indeed, the “Stanley Snotgoblin” (far too polite an epithet for that piece of ma shi) was bang on cue.
Still, old ginger knob was right about one thing, Hemmers; we will all miss you while you’re on your hols.
Adams is no doubt aware, however, that none of us will miss the daily jet of unhinged, self-regarding pus which he is only able to squirt at us while you are here.
To do without him, we have to do without you. Oh dear.
Bon voyage, old bean.
I like it, cute! Any car is better then those awful Alphards with a DAB uncle behind the steering wheel.
Don’t be so critical – it’s just a bit of fun. Hong Kong is mostly way too serious.
I just read that the government has refused the annual democracy march on 1st July its usual starting point in Victoria Park, as it’s required for official handover day “celebrations”. Possibly CY’s final act of malice as CE – set up certain trouble, then leave Carrie to deal with the fallout on her first day in office.
Sadly I suspect your second para is spot on.
As for Mr Hemlock mocking the Beetle owner at least the owner is literally accurate, and rather less sad than HK’s multitude of small insecure sad (none) losers and penis deficient substitutes with their Ferraris, Porsches , McLarens and what have you, all showing their justification for the FT’s obnoxiously entitled “how to spend it”. As someone argued recently the sooner the revolution the better.
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