Almost-sympathy for Carrie

One thing about Hong Kong’s make-believe ‘election’ for Chief Executive: it is unique. In North Korea, dictators enjoy laughable landslides in which they win 99.99% of the vote. In the tragic Philippines, armed thugs have fired at nuns guarding ballot boxes. In Hong Kong, the poll is a mass-delusion: the Chinese leadership decides the winner ahead of time, yet nearly everyone takes the subsequent campaigning with the utmost seriousness.

The media are carrying ads from the anti-corruption agency solemnly promoting a ‘clean’ election. Papers report with no trace of irony that Beijing’s 194 most groveling hand-picked local supporters spontaneously pronounce pre-determined winner Carrie Lam ‘the glory of Hong Kongers and of Hong Kong women’ (making her sound like an object of Catholic veneration).

The entire population is lured into the dream-like ritual, as illustrated in today’s South China Morning Post two-part survey. The first part finds that the public overwhelmingly prefer Carrie’s rival John Tsang. The second part finds that they also overwhelmingly – and, as the SCMP says, ‘realistically’ – expect Carrie to be the next Chief Executive.

Where it gets really bizarre is that Chinese officials themselves are treating the rigged election like a genuine battle. Behind the scenes (by all accounts) they are telling Carrie to win not just the inbuilt obedient majority of the rigged 1,200 Election Committee’s votes, but enough extra to make it look more convincing. This means begging with 100 or so of the pickier and less-reliable business-related and other members of the pro-Beijing camp. At the same time – almost ludicrously – Beijing is adamant that Carrie score well in public approval ratings.

To complicate things, her two main rivals are indeed posing a challenge in these respective areas.

Regina Ip, who has been preparing for this for years, is doing quite well among some of the grubbier vested interests. She comes armed with PowerPoint presentations and rash promises to grant their fading sectors ‘pro-active’ policies, privileges and other favours. Her aggressive style makes her unpopular among the public, but she is winning some friends among the shabbier corporate Election Committee blocs.

With John Tsang, it’s the other way round. Obscure Election Committee factions are unimpressed by his laid-back manner and lack of interest in their commercial and parochial concerns. But the public are fond of him for his local-boy nice-guy persona. He’s been blogging for years, can chat away about noodles and kung fu and crappy movies with anyone, and even looked half-way normal in a hoodie hanging out with dog-rescuers the other day.

To Carrie Lam, with only a few weeks’ real advance-warning since Beijing dumped CY Leung and confirmed her as next CE/victim, this election – rigged, quasi- and phony – is nonetheless a hellish struggle.

It almost makes you feel sorry for her.

OK – so it doesn’t.

I declare the weekend open with an amazing rumour: that after Pocky, ice-cream, macarons, donuts, Oreos, Kit-Kat, latte, mocha and now inevitably Cup Noodles, some marketing genius is going to bring out… matcha-flavoured tea.

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8 Responses to Almost-sympathy for Carrie

  1. LRE says:

    You know I just get a sneaking suspicion that Carrie On Regardless is actually the Politburo’s patsy, set up to make their actual … well, patsy, I guess… the Pornstachio’ed one more popular.
    But then maybe that’s just too machiavellian for the plodding Politburo engineers…

  2. Laguna Lurker says:

    “In the tragic Philippines, armed thugs have fired at nuns guarding ballot boxes.”

    When did this happen, Hemmers? The last time I recall anything of such nature was during the 1986/87 “People Power Revolution”, following which Cory Aquino was elected president.

  3. dimuendo says:

    Moustache has certainly demonstated himself to be weak, and thus compliant.

  4. dimuendo says:

    …demonstrated….

  5. Cassowary says:

    In an alternate reality where John Tsang had become Beijing’s Favoured One, he would find his popularity ratings tanking as he made the rounds groveling to the Liaison Office, the tycoons, and the Heung Yee Kuk in that order. He’d be mercilessly mocked for his “I’m totally a normal Hong Kong guy, really” pandering, his inability to get a single budget forecast right in 5 years, and his absurd $6,000 giveaway. He only looks good right now because he isn’t Carrie Lam. The Chief Executive Election is basically a ritual cursing of the Chosen One.

  6. pie-chucker says:

    This whole charade, yet to stretch on for several months, is debilitating. And simply leads, since 1997, to the anointment of another incumbent incompetent.

    Why not let the people of Hong Kong elect a city mayor in control of lands and works and all the rest of it….

    Or China scours its vast diplomatic corps to send to us a ‘governor’ as the Brits did?

    And be done with it.

  7. Knownot says:

    For the weekend

    Round and Round, the Choir Sang

    Hard, hard-working, CY’s aide,
    Hong Kong’s choice with Zhongnanhai’s aid.
    In doleful tone, the choir sang,
    “The Lam’s no better than the Tsang.”

    A genial fellow. Wish him good luck,
    Although he couldn’t run a food-truck.
    They sang with sad musicianship,
    “The Tsang’s no better than the Ip.”

    She calls out to them, “See me kneeling.
    Think how faithful I am feeling.”
    The choir crooned, “How sad I am.
    The Ip’s no better than the Lam.”

    Hard, hard-working, CY’s aide …

  8. Chinese Netizen says:

    Agree with pie-chucker.

    Enough with the theatrics and Kabuki…let the CCP just assign a Party Secretary for the Region of South Shenzhen and be done with it.

    (All while reassuring the multi nationals, international schools, churches, etc that things WON’T change – because it certainly couldn’t get much worse…)

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