Clash of the universes


Stan-piechartsChina Daily reports strong backing for Hong Kong’s quasi-democracy reform proposals from the petition-signing populace and the business world. But the latest (10-day-old) opinion polls say otherwise, with support dropping from 44.8% to 42.5%. Getting obsessed with each week’s statistically insignificant blip in the numbers is of course silly – except you can be sure everyone is taking it extremely seriously.

In the Standard’s report, pro-democracy politician Emily Lau attributes the apparent trend to the government’s embarrassingly lame promotional campaign, with such gimmicks as waving from a balloon-clad open-top bus. Few would dispute that these stunts failed and backfired – except that government loyalists have no choice. Thus pro-Beijing lawmaker Ip Kwok-him blandly maintains that officials’ community visits did not make things worse.

What we are seeing is a clash not just between ideologies, but between two different universes. The pan-dems perhaps form the rational and passive ‘reality-based community’ fighting the Chinese Communist Party’s faith-based and menacing system of fake truths. When you are asked to choose between these two, the ultimately unsolvable pros and cons of the political reform package itself are completely irrelevant. Fiercer public rejection of Beijing’s vision for Hong Kong would translate into further declines in support for the reforms.

Not looking good for the proposals!

One way or another, there will be some sort of Chief Executive quasi-election exercise in 2017. CY Leung will be eligible for a second term. Another name that crops up is former Financial Secretary Antony Leung, apparently backed by the Our Hong Kong think-tank founded by ex-CE Tung Chee-hwa (which is attracting hefty donations from tycoons, presumably shoe-shining and hedging their bets). And there’s former Security Secretary Regina Ip, who – a tad vulgarly, you might think – has founded a think-tank to support herself. With a dreary mix of predictable business and Beijing-linked associates, it is undertaking a study of Hong Kong’s ‘competitiveness’ that will end in September 2016, which is around the time wannabes will be declaring themselves up for nomination.

So far, so depressing. (If the choice is to be among the above three, you almost hope it’ll be CY, because the other two would just drag things out for ages, while with him we can probably go straight to the popular uprising, and then have the PLA tanks roll in and get this whole thing over with.)

The Standard’s editorial today introduces a couple more names.

First is Peter Woo, scion-in-law of the Wharf real-estate empire. Those of us with long Stan-2017pointsmemories will recall that he played the role of make-believe rival candidate in the 1996 ‘selection’ of Tung. For a decade or so after, he occasionally popped up with awkward ‘statesman-like’ speeches and op-ed pieces, which hinted at a mindset both clueless and reactionary. Then he seemed to realize that this was some mid-life-crisis fantasy, and the CE job wasn’t going to happen.

That must remain the case – 68-year-old Woo is a prime target for the tycoon-owned Standard’s pathological shoe-shining after some recent basketball-playing and a Tatler appearance. The problem is that some people who inherit a money-printing machine and seat on the city’s property cartel imagine that they have genius and insight, when a chimpanzee could have made the billions just as easily. If necessary, someone will no doubt tap him on the shoulder and break the news to him.

Second is Financial Secretary John Tsang, the classic Hong Kong bureaucrat who gets his budget forecasts massively wrong year after year, and regurgitates the same idiotic ad-hoc handouts, oblivious to any notion of reform or vision or beliefs. A hapless buffoon, many might think, and yet compared with the above alternatives, enough to make you fall to your knees and weep with gratitude. Among the many, many ideas he seems to lack are such concepts as censorship, intimidation, politically directed courts and gulags (he doesn’t even seem to get gut-wrenchingly sickening and deluded self-promotion).

John Tsang – glimmer of hope. It’s getting to this.

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10 Responses to Clash of the universes

  1. PCC says:

    Mr. Tung would only set up a second stove at the direction of the CCP. Watch that space.

  2. PD says:

    So every conceivable CE would be unthinkably dreadful (as would immediately be apparent if they stood for selection in any other place).

    Appointing any new CE would underline just how badly the previous three had performed, but would gain a honeymoon period of — pace RTP — a month or two. (There are no small victories.)

    So I’m glad you’ve come round to the idea that more is less, that worse is better, that having someone with no redeeming features is the only hope of proving to the whole wide world just how badly HK has been governed since the handover.

  3. NIMBY says:

    Peter, blow a load in, Woo-han has something in common with our own dear Joe Blow, and inability to accept defeat that boarders on stalking, combined with an overwhelming ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The only difference is Peter’s infatuation is with a coy CCP, he actually managed to successfully stalk Pao’s daughter to the altar.

    If there was ever a poster-boy for China getting a lot more out of Hong Kong than vice-versa, Peter the Pervert is it. That huge unofficial tax on Hong Kong people, known at the cost and supply of land allowed parasites like Peter to throw the value of the savings/monthly installments of apartment owners at his ego projects up in China, projects to stroke his ego because he’ll never match his father-in-law’s in either reputation or legerdemain. If there is justice, then Bessie has made him sweat for every penny.

  4. Stephen says:

    Sing Tao’s Tobacco Charles knows that the CCP does the picking and that includes the winner and I don’t think they have yet. Which brings us to what Tung is up to, at the behest of CCP? I think he’s been instructed to air a few toadies and see how they smell. Lexus doesn’t seem to be going down well as people remember the stink of 2003 – a vintage year. My guess is the next one he’ll air is, Khun Bernard Chan. Of course if, as expected, this gets vetoed we’ll be punished by having CY again.

  5. Scotty Dotty says:

    Woo will never get anywhere because face conscious infantiles up north will forever fear his “election” (cough) as proof they fingered the wrong shoe-shiner in 1997.

  6. Boris Badanov says:

    Lap Sap Chung for CE for 2017

  7. PD says:

    Stephen, I don’t think B. Charnwut Chan can even “stand” as he’s tainted with devilish foreign blood, if not an actual foreigner.

  8. Chinese Netizen says:

    @Boris B: Any truly intelligent being worth his/her weight wouldn’t waste time to be involved in this sham fracas of sold out, soulless sole lickers. No, Lap Sap will just kick back and relax with his mates and do things that are more meaningful…

  9. Big Al says:

    I’m sure Bernie would be a superb CE, which is why he won’t be allowed to. After all, not only is he a member of the People’s Political Consultative Committee of Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region but, according to Bloomberg, he’s also a Member of the Committee on Financial Assistance for Family Members of Those Who Sacrifice Their Lives to Save Others. Honestly, you couldn’t make this stuff up …

  10. When Rita Fan suggested a few weeks ago that the nomination of CY, Lexus and Regina would provide Hong Kong people with a good choice of candidates, it would have made an excellent joke if any of the pro-Beijing crowd actually had a sense of humour. As it is, they just don’t get it, do they? Dressing up a choice between three failed politicians (four if you throw in John Tsang) as democracy only makes it crystal clear why Beijing’s proposed system must be rejected.

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