One of my (paranoid) theories about your disappearance involved a swarm of hungry Korean tourists who trapped and ate you, somewhere under the Escalator.
As a sovereign nation, surely the US is entitled to grant residency privileges to anyone it wants - none of anyone else's business, and certainly not an 'attack'...
Welcome back, dear boy. You’ve been missed.
Good. Not prison food then….
Back from re-education?
That does not look like Hainan chicken.
One of my (paranoid) theories about your disappearance involved a swarm of hungry Korean tourists who trapped and ate you, somewhere under the Escalator.
Have a great weekend!
@ Joe Blow, it doesn’t look like Hainan chicken because our blogger, unlike 5000 years of Chinese civilisation, has learned to remove the bones.