The PLA – at least it’s free

There is a limit to how far flexibility and giving the benefit of the doubt will go. Out of safety-first pragmatism more than anything else, the US says that although it doesn’t recognize China’s new ‘air defence zone’, it advises American civil airliners to identify themselves to Chinese authorities when entering the area. By contrast, Japan and Korea have told their airlines not to. Jingoistic Chinese observers have latched onto this as proof that Washington deep down recognizes the correctness of Beijing’s territorial claims, and it is Tokyo that is the evil troublemaker threatening international peace and harmony. Japanese commentators meanwhile are criticizing the Americans for sending the wrong messages.

On top of that, the Chinese ambassador to the Philippines declares that her country might set up more air defence zones where and when it feels like it (eg: in the South China Sea, as soon as the clumsiest imaginable timing presents itself). And to make things interesting, Beijing is adding marine archaeology to its arsenal by claiming jurisdiction over ancient shipwrecks on the seabed in the region.

Into all this flies Vice-President Joe Biden. He probably assumes that China’s new leaders are having problems asserting control over their ultra-nationalistic military hotheads and need some sort of face-saving way to adjust the Middle Kingdom’s public stance from its current belligerent and over-defensive mode to one that is more confident and calmly secure. And he has to square that with a prickly nationalistic administration in Tokyo and a range of nervous allies in the rest of East Asia.

At the same time, he has to keep in the back of his mind the possibility that Beijing’s increased aggressiveness is not just an unfortunate bit of internal power-struggling, but something more calculated. Japan’s government is showing signs of renewed militarism; its leaders are visiting the Yasukuni shrine in person or in spirit; demographics and economics give the Land of the Rising Sun just this one last chance to establish whatever sort of Co-Prosperity Sphere the gods might have in mind for a Japan-led Asia in the 21st Century. The US is on the way out; it has such dysfunctional government that it can’t solve basic stuff like the country spending double what it needs to on health care and letting the mentally ill have semi-automatic firearms, let alone overcome its crushing debt. An angelic Beijing could justifiably say that it needs to out-gun a rising Japan in order to keep itself and the region secure as the US fades. A devilish Beijing could opportunistically see the mid-2010s as China’s moment to seize the title of Asia’s sole regional superpower.

There is only one dependable constant to make everyone snap out of all this and see sense here, and that is US military might. No-one outside Zhongnanhai knows the true level of China’s military preparedness or capability, but although the PLA has acquired some flashy hardware in recent years, its forces are untested and inexperienced; chances are that they’re mostly best suited for doing somersaults and karate-chopping bricks. Biden should discreetly make it crystal clear that bold announcements about zones is one thing, but the second any Chinese unit uses actual force, the US will respond and will prevail – just so there’s no confusion, for everyone’s sake.

On a brighter note, mouth-frothing maverick patriot Lau Nai-keung mentions the Chinese military today. He expresses anger about one of the Hong Kong government’s laughable TV ads promoting the Basic Law. The clip shows a happy smiling family rejoicing in the fact that the Big Lychee is protected by the PLA for free – at no extra charge, just like the Snoopy Doll promotion at McDonalds except you don’t have to stand in line and the offer doesn’t just apply while stocks last.

As Lau notes, the ad is wrong on just about every level; the scenario itself, with kids spouting phrases about the ‘treasured motherland’ is a grotesque fantasy, and Hong Kong’s status as Chinese soil does not spring from the Basic Law (w.e.f. July 1 ’97). The reason it’s junk, as he says, is that it was put together by people who are themselves clueless about Hong Kong’s status under Chinese sovereignty, and – worse – who openly don’t give a damn or expect any of the audience to, either. And they would be totally correct, if it were not that Lau Nai-keung happened to tune in at the wrong moment and caught them at it. It’s tough being a patriot sometimes.

 

Oh, and yes – they do watch this stuff over in Shenzhen, and no, they’re not impressed.

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14 Responses to The PLA – at least it’s free

  1. maugrim says:

    Obama is a pussy and is the Neville Chamberlain of his time. China and or Iran will end up doing something stupid that will rouse the US out of its present torpor. Hopefully it won’t be too late.

  2. Headache says:

    Of course the PLA soldiers would not use karate, they would use wushu, which the cinema leads me to believe includes the ability to fly.

  3. Sid says:

    “the second any Chinese unit uses actual force, the US will respond and will prevai”: while of course this is basically what needs demonstrating, may I suggest that it is slightly “simple and naive”, as:

    (a) it conforms to Chinese stereotypes of the well-meaning but blustering and blundering loudmouth foreign evil troublemakers; and

    (b) what used to be called a line in the sand, but is now a red line, is exactly what the Chinese want. Once it is drawn, they will dig under it — remember it was here that devious work underneath the China Seas was first mooted — flank it, or go right round the globe and subvert it from the other side, chuckling all the while.

    I was slightly shocked when the parallels between the rise of the Germanic and Celestial empires were first pointed out. But the striking similarities do seem to be piling up. The racism and chavinism, which go beyond mere jingoism, of course, with sixth generation emigres still considered to belong to the sacred uber-nation. But also, the question of containment, elbow room, encroachment, expanding in all directions, itself stemming from a motherland with few viable seaports and hemmed-in land frontiers.

    The German military might was built up gradually, country after country. The Chinese might be well advised to concentrate their efforts on diversionary conquests for the moment: northwards, westwards or southwards, preferably nations with a sizeable Chinese minority population.

    Don’t you just love it when the mouth-frothers attack the spineless sycophantic woodworms, using under-the-belt, ad hominem, ultimately wrongheaded arguments? We need more people like the wonderful NK Lau!

  4. Big Al says:

    So, China’s new air defence zone is actually to keep its military personnel on the ground and stop them flying around southeast Asia? Kind of makes sense …

  5. Headache says:

    Anyone not familiar with Godwin’s Law might want to brush up at this point: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

  6. Sojourner says:

    On sizzling form today, Hemmers, old sport.

  7. Sid says:

    The appeal to authority, aka Wiki, sign of a logical short cut?

  8. Sojourner says:

    Obama though really has shown himself to be a gutless wonder over the air defence zone.

  9. Joe Blow says:

    Don’t you love December ? T’is the season when surly doormen become jolly.

  10. Headache says:

    Sid, certainly, although I think “the parallels between the rise of the Germanic and Celestial empires” look quite valid and don’t contravene Godwin.

  11. Tiu Fu Fong says:

    So, if China doesn’t make the mistake of going to war with Russia, then all of Asia is up for the grabs?

  12. Ex Tax Payer says:

    The difference between China today and Nazi Germany is that

    a) Nazi Germany had hitler as a dictator

    b) China has a shared leadership and will never revert to the dictatorship -style rule of Mao ( just to loom to the DPRK to see how dead in the water that style is)

    c) Nazi Germany and pre-war Japan never thought that the USA would enter WW 2 ( despite the USA’s intervention in WW 1) .

    d) China does take the USA seriously

    etc etc

    PS: I think Godwin was right !

  13. Sid says:

    ex-Real CY Supporter,

    a) and b) are the same point, namely that the leadership in China is at present collective rather than embodied in an individual. But as you yourself perhaps admit it was individual under the mass-murdering heel of Mao; and shared authoritarianship does not make it any less pronounced — perhaps the opposite, given the difficulty of opposing it.

    c) and d) are also essentially the same point. I’m not sure even you can read the mind(s) of the Chinese leaders, given the total secrecy and indeed censorship and their often deliberately false pronouncements. In any case it’s not about the US (isn’t this Argument no. 1 in the Rule Book?).

    When you say pre-war Japan, the comparison may also be apt (hence Hemlock’s mention today of Co-Prosperity, which I’m sure you know was the phrase used to justify the extended Japanese Empire). One does have to avoid comparing apples and oranges, since it’s early days yet in China’s openly-expressed (by its standards) desire for hegemony, a bit like the occupation of parts of Europe where Germany did have a quarter-credible claim.

  14. It’s rather amusing to see Lau Nai-keung complaining – however correctly, for once – about “creepy propaganda”, when most of his own writing comes across as exactly that to anyone who doesn’t share his blind loyalty to the treasured motherland.

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