Stanley Ho’s vast fortune will go, it seems, to whoever last had the chance to wipe the drool from the Macau casino king’s ashen chin. The Standard today states as a fact that the 89-year-old billionaire has, for the second time in less than a week, reversed his own previous instructions to his lawyer. The fact that these complete turnarounds happen as soon as he is no longer in the presence of his legal counsel, and the families of his second and third wives have the opportunity to gather round him, is left unsaid. Law firm Oldham, Li & Nie announces one version of the truth, public relations company Brunswick issues a contradictory one. When the billable hours have all been totted up, events should reveal one of these organizations to have been paid liars assisting an attempt to exploit someone too mentally frail to fend for himself.
We would expect greater clarity and truth over at the Hong Kong Security Bureau. The recent black travel warning for Egypt is no surprise. However, to continue giving the same damning ranking to the Philippines looks odd. The reason is simply that our officials are listing the averagely chaotic Southeast Asian republic as black purely out of spite, to ‘punish’ the administration in Manila for its incompetence and insolence following the deaths of Hong Kong tourists in last August’s bus hijacking. The system gives terrorism-infested Pakistan a yellow alert, so – if the Big Lychee’s bureaucracy is to be believed – we will be at no more risk taking our Chinese New Year long weekend holiday in Islamabad than in Boracay.
One lone voice of credibility in the wilderness appears on page nine in the Standard, where the Buildings Department has taken out a full-page advertisement advising citizens on how to clean windows. “Open the window gently,” it urges, before wiping the glass using “downward movements with a cloth wrung dry in fresh water.” If it were empowered to do so, the BD would issue a black alert on windows, perceiving fearsome threats to order and life itself where the rest of us see a framed view, albeit grimy, of hills, a street or an adjacent building. I feel confident in declaring the Buildings Department to be Hong Kong’s biggest employer of female models who specialize in grimacing while pretending to apply effort to the opening of one of these much-maligned apertures. And it’s all about… spring cleaning.
I hope the HKSAR ‘government’ will forgive me but I have blatantly ignored all warnings and been to my place in the Philippines and back four times since the warning was issued. So far, I have managed to avoid the instant crucifixion that our officials believe awaits us there. Adrenaline junkie that I am, I will go again tomorrow; this time I am going for real thrills and will clean all my upstairs windows, being careful to follow all of nanny’s instructions, of course.
The look on the face of Mrs. Ho no. 3 says all i need to know as to what may be going on.
Im surprised the news ads weren’t in tagalog or bahasa Indonesia as its probably more use to those who will actually be asked to de fenestrate themselves at 30 storeys. Like the warnings that appear in my block after an unsually high number of things being tossed from windows than normal which begin with ‘perhaps your domestic helper”…..
Have been buying into Manila condos every time there is a crisis reported in the media and boy is it worth it.