Parking in the living room with Cambodia’s middle class (1)

It gets dark early here. Squatting in a small, sweltering bathroom, squirting the hose and cleaning myself. I don’t mind going without toilet paper – but having to do it by candlelight is a novelty. The good news: the water is running and I don’t have to use the bucket; at some times of day, the pressure is so low only the taps on the ground floor work.

This is an inner suburb of Phnom Penh, off Street 2004, near the airport. Some of the surrounding neighbourhoods have giant potholes, half-naked kids darting between piles of garbage, noisy diesel tuk-tuks and roadside stall-holders selling fruit and vegetables. Our five-street grid is a quieter and more orderly little oasis of Cambodian rising middle-class prosperity.

The homes are rowed shophouses, with one large downstairs space open to the street serving as both a business area – sometimes a small store – and a living room, with TV and shrine with electric candles glowing in the back. As it gets dark, everyone drives their shiny Hyundai or Toyota into it. Then they pull the shutter down and seal it and the backdoor with multiple padlocks.

In the kitchen at the back are green bananas, jars of home-pickled lemons and drying mangosteen rind (good for stomach problems). My hosts re-heat the leftovers from our sour soup and chicken curry dinner before fixing a lid on the wok, because there’s no refrigerator. “That will be next,” they say. They already have a washing machine. A fridge is problematic, because of power cuts. There’s no air-conditioning either – just fans. The lower two floors are decorated and furnished, but the two upper levels, including a rooftop verandah, are still bare concrete.


Many of these people grew up in wooden houses in villages where you were well-off to have an ox cart, so they are conscious of coming up in the world. Typically, they run or work for a trading business or do such white-collar jobs as quality assurance, accounting or teaching. No-one has a maid, because “you can’t trust strangers,” though some families have a poorer cousin – or parents – from the countryside living in to help with chores.

Everyone speaks Khmer; some of the older residents in particular can speak some Chinese, usually Chiuchow. They do not seem to think of themselves as Chinese (many are mixed), but, in the familiar Southeast Asian pattern, tuk-tuk drivers, market stall holders and people from poorer streets nearby are noticeably darker-skinned than 90% of the residents here.

We went for a day out to a sort of resort about an hour out of the city. For a few dollars, you get an 8-by-8-ft space on a palm mat in a long, open-sided, thatched-roof hut on stilts overlooking a pond, plus some Coke, ice and hammocks. Then you go to the cooked-food market to get your meal (in our case, sticky rice with jackfruit wrapped in leaves, snails, grilled fresh-water fish, rice, beansprouts with chili, custard apples and sauces). Most of the other mats were occupied by groups of young city people enjoying time away from the parents. It’s hot, crowded and noisy, and the stagnant water under the bamboo floor smells a bit, but this is the up-and-coming Cambodian bourgeois good time. The sort of thing you can afford when you’re doing OK on a few hundred US dollars a month and are deciding whether to finish the verandah next or get a fridge.

Back in Hong Kong, apparently, some groovy bearded cyber-hero renegade college drop-out trendy CIA whizzkid self-important self-righteous Julian Assange-wannabe narcissist is getting his 15 minutes as global heartthrob martyr for his betrayal of the Western world, liberty and apple pie. If this were a TV show, the casting director would at this point introduce a redhead girlfriend with pink lipstick and pink tutu. Adoring supporters laud him for sacrificing himself for the cause of personal privacy on, of all places, Facebook and Twitter. Officious, grim US commentators call for extradition and life behind bars. All this freaking out because no-one stopped to imagine that the intelligence industry would do basic passive traffic analysis – nothing personal, they’re not watching you, yes it’s a waste of taxpayers’ money – on social media, just as we all know they do on email and mobile phones. The soap opera will, no doubt, have an entertaining denouement in due course, and who can failed to be touched by Mr Snowden’s charming faith in the Big Lychee? Life is simpler in Phnom Penh.

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11 Responses to Parking in the living room with Cambodia’s middle class (1)

  1. Joe Blow says:

    Leave it to Hemlock to be out of town when the biggest story of the year breaks.

    Don’t tell anybody but you could bump into the fugitive if you were walking around Clearwater Bay.

  2. We were thinking of extraditing you.

    Any sign of Gary Glitter in Phnom Penh?

    Money has changed hands for The Grauniad and cash-strapped idiot savant to rescue the SCMP from its very embarrassing position of having the world’s leading story under its nose and having to read the Guardian to know what’s going on. Edward Snowden has obliged and given the rock they wanted to throw at the US of A: that they hack as much as the beloved PLA Chinese.

    A whole hour with an SCMP journalist. He is some kind of martyr for that, surely. I hope he spoke slowly.

    Happy hold. Is there a Hong Kong garment sweatshop tour?

  3. Bela Breaking News says:

    I meant happy hols. Friggin’ Apple spellchecker.

  4. maugrim says:

    All I can can say about staying at ‘the Hotel Sordide’ in Phnom Penh is’why?’ As to the hullabaloo about the USA’s new Julian Assange, didn’t voters ask for a President that would listen to them? Some people are never satisfied.

  5. Henry says:

    you weren’t playing (or watching) soccer in Phnom Penh were you? I didn’t put you down for that.

  6. Sojourner says:

    As soon as the rubber duck departs, a second-rate character from a John Le Carre novel arrives to divert the populace.

    Something is afoot.

  7. The Regulator says:

    Singapore spies on everyone. The UK has cameras galore. HK’s duplicate telephone networks were invented to prevent tycoons spying on each other. HK’s CS has issued 1000s of telecom interception warrants. One is surprised that anyone is surprised that USA spies on everyone.

  8. Oneleggoalie says:

    Can you blame them for keeping tabs on Muslim fundamentalist sentiments…so your naughty bits are being scrutinised by CIA college recruits…big deal…better to have Ali Babba’s wife arrested for strapping a bomb around her fat waist and blowing up white folk.

    Phnom Penh sucks huh…

  9. Nury O'Vines says:

    Just saw a video clip where an ex-CIA spook suggested that it is all a Chinese secret service plot.

    Whatever: I am looking forward to a delicious cat-and-mouse game in the next few days/ weeks. If the spooks from Garden Road, the HK Police and those clueless dolts from the Security Branch can’t locate our Benedict Arnold (google it) then I want my tax money back.

  10. Local Tax Payer says:

    Dr Nury, If Edgar Snow II can be found amongst the Kowloon rabbit warrens and hornets’ nests, then the MSS can ask him to come back for a nice cup of tea.

  11. Worm Flu Patient Zero says:

    I appear to be in the minority here but I think the US government is breaking the fourth amendment. Can’t really see the founding fathers approving of Prism.

    “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

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