Today’s Telling It Like Is Award goes to the Standard, for spelling out in plain headline language who did what to whom in what the South China Morning Post cautiously describes as Sun Hung Kai Properties’ ‘trust rejig’. Madam Kwong, the 81-year-old Kwok matriarch, cuts number-one son Walter from his slice of the family fortune after he incurred her extreme displeasure for bringing the dynasty and company into disrepute through involvement with a woman to whom he was not married. Such is the degree of moral rectitude among our developers when not cheating home buyers by exaggerating the size of apartments. Walter’s share now passes directly to his heirs. Presumably he will be moving into a 380-square-foot public housing unit in Tseung Kwan O.
The big story, however, is the Vatican official criticizing the award of a Nobel Prize to in-vitro fertilization pioneer Robert Edwards. Without IVF, says Bishop and Opus Dei associate Ignacio Carrasco de Paula, “There would not be a large number of freezers filled with embryos in the world.” He adds: “…most probably they will end up abandoned or dead, which is a problem for which the new Nobel Prize winner is responsible.”
Since Mother Nature herself sees fit to spontaneously abort maybe half of human embryos when they don’t implant in the womb, the problem of abandoned or dead ones is longstanding and huge. The Catholic Church’s problem is that, to maintain ideological integrity, it cannot draw a line at a particular stage after fertilization and say that ‘proper’ life – the sort most decent people couldn’t stomach terminating – starts at that time. Indeed, none of us can; we rely on an arbitrary cutoff point in the abortion law. It might be icky, but to most folks it is certainly no worse than barring grown people at risk of catching HIV from using condoms.
There is a simple test to show whether you have what it takes to adhere to the Catholic line in real life. Imagine you are in a burning hospital building. You have the time and capability to take just one of two boxes with you as you escape. One is an incubator with a screaming month-old baby in it. The other is a freezer containing 20 childless-but-hopeful women’s embryos in test tubes. Which do you rescue?
(And I can’t stand screaming babies.)
Is that Gargamel?
In my opinion, if your tadpoles and/or related wedding tackle don’t work naturally, then tough titty. All this buggering about with the human plumbing system is disgusting. Also, aren’t there enough bloody people?
The pope and everything he says is irrelevant. I stay out of gods house and he stays out of mine.
Whether you like it or not, god is in your house and you are in his
Hey, Gertie, if you really think there are too many bloody people, why don’t you show some leadership and top yourself?
Hello Mr Peter “Chuckleboots” Aquinas.
I take it from your comment that my three sentences on IVF quite upset you.
Excellent! Have a nice day.
Cheerio Gertie, xx
What’s the bet the Kwok ‘heirs’ are mighty ‘nice’ to Grandma? One thing not mentioned is that its ok to have girlfriend if married, frequent massage clubs etc, so long as you don’t break the cardinal HK rule ‘ so long as you don’t get caught’.
PS. Can Granny Kwok make the other brother get a decent haircut?