In this weather, a cold shower is out of the question

Undaunted by the HK government’s wrathful response to its coverage of the History Museum’s NatSec exhibit, the New York Times has a go at local education officials’ advice that hormone-crazed teens play badminton when they feel carnal desires stirring within them…

A 15-year-old girl and her boyfriend are studying alone together on a hot summer day when she removes her jacket and clings to his shoulder. What should he do?

In Hong Kong, the authorities advise the young man to continue studying or to seek a diversion, including badminton, to avoid premarital sex and other “intimate behaviors.”

Critics, including lawmakers and sex educators, say that the Chinese territory’s new sex education materials are regressive. But top officials are not backing down, and the standoff is getting kind of awkward.

“Is badminton the Hong Kong answer to sexual impulses in schoolchildren?” the South China Morning Post newspaper asked in a headline over the weekend.

Hong Kong teenagers find it all pretty amusing. A few said on social media that the officials behind the policy have their “heads in the clouds.” Others have worked it into sexual slang, talking about “friends with badminton” instead of “friends with benefits.”

…“It is normal for people to have sexual fantasies and desires, but we must recognize that we are the masters of our desires and should think twice before acting, and control our desires instead of being controlled by them,” the document says.

This is perhaps more enlightened than the advice we received as little kiddies at my convent school many years ago: don’t look at yourself when you’re having a bath. But…

It also recommends exercise and other activities that “draw attention away from undesirable activities,” and warns students to dress appropriately and avoid wearing “sexy clothing” that could lead to “visual stimulation.”

(I thought the standard government recommendation on ‘drawing attention from undesirable activities’ was ‘focus on the economy’.)

Young people in China, Hong Kong and Taiwan often use slang to talk about sex, just like their peers around the world. If your date asks if you want to go back to their place to “watch my cat do back-flips,” don’t say you weren’t warned.

Now, thanks to Hong Kong’s Education Bureau, new slang is in play. The sentence “I want to play badminton with you” will never be the same again.

HKFP story here

The document advises students to avoid premarital sex, describing it as “one form of improper handling of intimate relationships,” and says that society “still considers pre-marital sex as a deviant act and that young people should not have sexual behaviours with others at will.”

There was a time in Hong Kong when people wouldn’t even raise the subject of teen pregnancy out of extreme Confucian-Puritan embarrassment. We could also – with some trepidation – recall that there is a ‘rumour’ that a senior government official back in his student days got his, let’s say youthful, girlfriend in the family way. Circumstantial evidence being vagueness about his now-wife’s date of birth, and we will leave it at that. 

Education authorities find another way to take kids’ minds off deviant unwholesomeness. 

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13 Responses to In this weather, a cold shower is out of the question

  1. Paul says:

    It is rather surprising that in the Communist Party takeover of Hong Kong the Catholic religion (with which so many senior figures in the administration are afflicted) has not (yet) been suppressed.

  2. A Simple Minded Man says:

    Do you mean the most senior/highest ranking local government official? I believe that it was widely reported that he was a 22 year old junior po op and she was 16 or 17 when they got married after their eldest son was born.

  3. Young Winston says:

    Love the Doreen Kong quote in HKFP…

    ‘Advising young people to play badminton when they have sexual impulses was unrealistic, she added. “How can [people] book a court on such short notice to play badminton?” Kong wrote in Chinese.’

    Expect badminton court booking scalpers to be out in force now.

  4. Brother 11 says:

    “… young people should not have sexual behaviours with others at will.”

    At will???

    Anyone who is familiar with “Hong Kong Girl” (Gong lui) knows that it takes a whole lot more than “will” to have a bit of nooky with a desirable Hong Kong princess: a Gucci bag, YSL sunglasses, lunch at the Grand Hyatt and a luxurious weekend in Macau might do the trick but it’s no guarantee. If not, keep trying (errr… spending).

  5. Seamus O'Herlihy says:

    @Paul

    Don’t be fooled. The heat is on all religious orders, including the Church.

  6. Chinese Netizen says:

    “heads in the clouds.”

    Ahhh…is THAT the new “heads up their asses”??

  7. Rula Flaw says:

    @A Simple Minded Man

    I also read that their 1980 marriage was three years after their son was born.

  8. Young Winston says:

    … and what’s with the SCMP’s obsession with “experts” lately. It must be so depressing to still be working on that rag as it sinks ever deeper into China Daily territory. So glad I’m out of it.

  9. Mary Melville says:

    Education authorities find another way to take kids’ minds off deviant unwholesomeness.
    So presumably the patriotic tours on the mainland do not mention Mao’s – and for that matter many other high ranking commies – well documented obsession with sex, particularly with underage kids?

  10. Probably says:

    Wasn’t it written in Baden Powell’s magnum opus “Scouting for Boys” (trying not to open up a whole other can of worms there), that he advised young men with deviant unwholesomeness on their minds to “suck on a pebble” rather than resort to “self-abuse”? Sound advice for the modern age I suggest.

  11. Reader says:

    @ Probably

    I can’t find your ‘pebble’ reference, but, appositely for the HK govt, Baden-Powell emphasized the importance of engaging in physical activities and sports to channel energy and reduce the focus on sexual urges. He believed that keeping the body active and healthy would help manage such temptation.

    But bless the old codger – he was a man of his time. HKSARG has no such excuse.

  12. Baden-Baden says:

    @Probably: “Pebble” was code back in the day for a priest’s tallywacker.

  13. Lo mai gai says:

    But HK is short of kids. We need to get our adults, our kids, anyone, humping if the birth rate is at all to move

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