Monthly Archives: December 2009

Democracy to cause New Year’s Day road chaos

Exciting news for paranoiacs/cynics/hardened realists convinced that the Hong Kong government is gradually turning the screws on dissent in an attempt to Singaporeanize the Big Lychee: an oddly large-scale traffic redirection exercise, complete with high-profile publicity, ahead of tomorrow’s pro-democracy … Continue reading

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Dai pai dongs to become clean enough for non-Hongongers to eat at

The government wants to improve hygiene conditions at dai pai dongs in Central to make the modest streetside eateries fit for precious tourists to visit.  My local (pictured just days ago) is one of a pair at the pokey, vehicle-free, … Continue reading

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Why not just call it a mess?

Depending on the translation into English, Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday told Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang Yam-kuen to resolve the city’s ‘conflicts’ or ‘contradictions’, though everyone seems to agree that the con-whatevers are ‘deeply rooted’.   The latter is probably … Continue reading

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Yes, God has provided a quiet day at the office

A major contribution to the decline of intelligent conversation, letter-writing and spiritual contemplation is the emergence of Googleplexing either as a competitive sport or a solitary pastime.  The player chooses two improbable words and Googles them, with the aim of … Continue reading

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Shooting tulips for Christmas in Macau

A photo essay on the Macau Tulip Exhibition… here

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…but only some of them can use the Airport VIP lounge

Just another day for the Hong Kong government.  It announces a HK$7.2 billion (and no doubt counting) terminal – handout, in plain English – to the cruise liner industry, which specializes in bringing tourists ashore to take a few photos … Continue reading

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HK vs European False Teeth Assailants

A wave of unbridled exhilaration rips through Hong Kong this morning as Asia’s world city wakes to the news that its visionary leaders are set to negotiate a free trade agreement with Lichtenstein.  Despite its modest size (population: 35,000), the … Continue reading

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Update from Hemlock

A small card in the mail box at Perpetual Opulence Mansions informs me that I have some sort of special delivery awaiting my personal collection at the post office.  Could it be the bulging parcel of genuine Turkish delight, or … Continue reading

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Sin City

On a visit to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the city’s transfer to China from Portugal, PRC President Hu Jintao praises “the constant progress made by Macau people of all circles in pursuing a development road that conforms to Macau’s … Continue reading

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Great moments in Hong Kong advertising #494

The medication is called Cold-FX; the tagline is ‘Rich Dad’s Cold Remedy’; the visual shows, against a wood panel background, a photo of a father and son in a tacky gilt frame next to a silver platter holding a crystal … Continue reading

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